Tell me why I should trust you, when the girls all lust to touch you?

I bring late April Fool's comic I drew yesterday after I finished my History test. Took like less than 10 minutes, no incredible talent shown here. But it made all my friends laugh. It got kinda screwed when it got scanned, though. Dx But here it is anyway.



(Click to make it bigger)
Ok, it's all..
Girl: Hay~
Person: Um, I'm really sorry, but y-your mom just died.
Girl: WHAT?! *sob!* *cry!*
Person: *gigglesnort*
Girl: What...why you lol-ing?
Person: APRIL FOOLS! xD
Girl: ...*kills*

Haha. Yep. I have another comic idea, which I'll probably draw some time, I dunno. It involves painted-on skinny jeans. xDD And more exciting st00f.
Half-watching American Idol elims. Not really paying attention, lol.

And I know, the subject is wtf. It's from BARE! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT??? *spazzes out*
But..anyway, that line is in my head right now, thus it is now the subject of this blog here.
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE FOURTH ENTRY IN A ROW! DAYUM, THIS IS CRAZY.

I want to draw with my tablet, preferably on an oekaki. :D